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keep your enemies close and your elbows closer

$39.99 $26.00

Complete the kit

Pair it. Roll in it. Don't half-kit the session.

SKU: 1500-39-4-1 Category:

Prepare for an otherworldly sensation as you immerse yourself in the divine softness of this T-shirt. It’s like being wrapped in a cozy cloud made from the dreams of fluffy unicorns. Your skin will be serenaded by the delicate caress of a thousand baby kittens, granting you a level of comfort previously reserved for deities.

Adult · Street cut

Tee / Tank

How it fits

Tri-blend street cut. Drapes. Doesn’t compress. This is the shirt you throw on after a round, not the one you roll in. If you wear L in a heavy cotton box tee, start at L. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.

Chest is the call. Length is listed so it doesn’t turn into a dress — or a crop.

SizeChestBody lengthStreet fit
S34–3728Athletic
M38–4129Athletic
L42–4530Athletic
XL46–4931Relaxed
XXL50–5332Relaxed
XXXL54–5833Relaxed

Body chest plus garment length. Tri-blend has give. It should skim the chest, not vacuum-seal it.

  1. A
    ChestFullest part of the chest. Tape level. Arms down. Don’t flex for the camera.
  2. B
    WaistWhere the shorts actually sit — usually the hips on grappling gear, not the jeans line.
  3. C
    HeightBarefoot, back to the wall. For kids this is the measurement that matters.

Adult tees and tanks on the store run S–XXL / S–XXXL depending on the drop. When a size isn’t listed on the product, it isn’t cut.

Choke Cartel · Measure twice. Order once.

Weight .40 lbs
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keep your enemies close and your elbows closer$39.99 $26.00