keep your enemies close and your elbows closer
$39.99 $26.00
Complete the kit
Pair it. Roll in it. Don't half-kit the session.
Prepare for an otherworldly sensation as you immerse yourself in the divine softness of this T-shirt. It’s like being wrapped in a cozy cloud made from the dreams of fluffy unicorns. Your skin will be serenaded by the delicate caress of a thousand baby kittens, granting you a level of comfort previously reserved for deities.
Adult · Street cut
Tee / Tank
How it fits
Tri-blend street cut. Drapes. Doesn’t compress. This is the shirt you throw on after a round, not the one you roll in. If you wear L in a heavy cotton box tee, start at L. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.
Chest is the call. Length is listed so it doesn’t turn into a dress — or a crop.
| Size | Chest | Body length | Street fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 28 | Athletic |
| M | 38–41 | 29 | Athletic |
| L | 42–45 | 30 | Athletic |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 | Relaxed |
| XXL | 50–53 | 32 | Relaxed |
| XXXL | 54–58 | 33 | Relaxed |
Body chest plus garment length. Tri-blend has give. It should skim the chest, not vacuum-seal it.
- AChestFullest part of the chest. Tape level. Arms down. Don’t flex for the camera.
- BWaistWhere the shorts actually sit — usually the hips on grappling gear, not the jeans line.
- CHeightBarefoot, back to the wall. For kids this is the measurement that matters.
Adult tees and tanks on the store run S–XXL / S–XXXL depending on the drop. When a size isn’t listed on the product, it isn’t cut.
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